

dan "LT" Coplen
Lieutenant Dan lost his legs in Nam, and currently sits slightly intoxicated, screaming into a microphone about the injustices of the world, trying to figure out if the the magical characters around him are real or just an hallucinations. Influenced by Alice in Chains, Lemmy Klimister, Scott Staph, Chad Kroeger, Nsynch, Aaron Character, Boystown, and the Spice Girls. As his little Gingerbread legs heal, he wants us all to spice up our lives.
live setup.
peavey valveking 100
matching 4/12 cab
the ancient mystery peavy Strat style
Ibanez artist series arch top rg
Yamaha something something from who knows when
"Dan"electro cool cat fuzz
"Dan" electro Fab chorus

Bryant "Gump" Hatch
The mighty Gump, crawled out of a swamp chasing a donkey. During his journey on the way back to his swamp he was able to find his way behind a bass guitar. Influenced heavily by bands like Leftover Crack, Lagwagon, Prozaak,Baxkstreet Boys, and Britney Spears. He now he currently annoys his donkey(Jesse), trolls Dan, or get stoned with super "D".

Jesse "Donkey" Bourgeois
Fleeing the guards of Duloc, he found his way behind his Stratocaster axe, and used his weapon of choice to battle. He slayed a few dragons, and fornicated with some too. Ultra charismatic, 15 pounds of crazy in a ten pound donkey. Influenced heavily by Spinal Tap, The Darkness, B4 4, Otown, 98 degrees. Bringing his unique musical stylings back to the swamp to annoy.
custom fender Stratocaster
custom Ibanez lartcore arch top lespaul
A.P boutique "fancy expen$ive" fuzz
Earnieball VP Junior
Orange rocker verb
marshall 1960 lead cab

"dammit Kyle"
Alan Robertson,
forever with us
